Everyone who ASKS me what my #NYE2019 plans are:
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DON’T WANT TO GO OUT NEW YEAR’S EVE?!?”
Me: I could think of a list of reasons. Oh, wait. I already did. See below.
Me: I don’t want to stress about my outfit. and my hair. and my makeup.
Me: I don’t want to stand in long lines.
Me: I don’t want to pay to get in.
Me: I don’t want to stand in a crowd of strangers.
Me: I don’t want to wait in line for a drink.
Me: I don’t want to ring in the New Year holding an overpriced drink, standing in a crowd of strangers wishing I were somewhere else…like home.
Me: IDGAF if you do want all this. 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
Me: But please don’t feel “SORRY” for me. 🙄
Me: Because I’m “SORRY”, but I DON’T GIVE A F**K. 🤷🏾♀️
Happy New Year’s Eve and Happy NEW YEAR my loves! Whatever you do, or DON’T DO, IDGAF. 😹 I just hope you ring in the New Year in comfortable clothes and shoes. and without spilling your drink or having one spilled ON you. and NO FIGHTING. Cuffs are only cute in the bedroom. 😜
📷: partyflvrs (IG)