“I’m sorry, putting up with your shit isn’t on my To Do list today.“
I feel like shit. To be fair I’ve never actually felt shit so I don’t know exactly what it feels like but I can only imagine. And this is what I imagine it to be:
Today’s workout is….Make a list of 10 things that YOU want to accomplish by Dec 31, 2014.
Before you say #wtf – I thought we would work out our brains today instead of our booties/bootys #cantspell I’ll admit that this workout may not burn as many calories but it will challenge you to figure out what YOU want. They always say its mind over matter. except when you’re sick. Then its just a matter of how far the bathroom is from my bed. or my desk. at work. #majorfml
So since this is my brilliant idea I guess I should start….
1. Lose 30+ pounds. I’m not fat – I’m just well fed. But apparently my pants never received that memo. #struggle
2. Run 3 miles in 30 minutes. You know those people who are natural born runners? Yeah, I’m definitely not one of them. After 5 minutes I’m ready to call a cab. or an ambulance.
3. 1 million views of my blog. #sharetheBATSHITCRAZY
4. Save $1000. This thing called life is EXPENSIVE and unpredictable. So I’m trying to be an adult. at least a little bit.
5. Write for a major publication. Playboy definitely counts.
6. Take my meds consistently for at least 3 months. As much as I love writing about my BATSHITCRAZY life I wouldn’t mind a vacation. To this island called Sanity. I hear it’s quite nice all year round.
7. Go to an Iggy Azalea Concert #queenofratchetness #obsessed #futurewifey
8. Go for a 3+ miles hike – without needing to be airlifted home. This is a whole different type of “mile high” club.
10. (see # 9.)
Now get those brains moving – And don’t sweat it if you’re list is incomplete. Get it – don’t sweat it. It’s Workout Wednesdays, you’re supposed to sweat. unless you have a weave. Ok, I’ll stop. #toocorny
(Don’t forget to check out W.o.W. W.orko.ut W.ednesdays – Vol. 2 #iamnotfat #imjustwellfed)
P.S. Don’t forget to add your list in the comments section below!