Which one of these is NOT like the others: A. a doctor. B. a business broker. C. a surgeon. D. a software consultant. E. a writer. F. None of the above. So what is your answer? Correct Answer: You probably said “E. a writer”. You do know that I AM A WRITER, right? 🤦🏾♀️ But I get it. The other … [Read more...]
My #CONFESSIONS • The CONFESSIONAL
Confession - cheaper than therapy, better than gossiping.
WARNING : DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME 🍾 In case you been wondering where I’ve been (if you haven’t - you can just pretend)... I POPPED A CHAMPAGNE CORK IN MY EYE. 1st mistake: I was not wearing protective eye gear (pictured below) aka overpriced sunglasses that are 2x as strong as beer googles and 3x as strong as rose coloured glasses. Between the throbbing pain and … [Read more...]
Everyone who ASKS me what my #NYE2019 plans are: “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DON’T WANT TO GO OUT NEW YEAR’S EVE?!?” Me: REALLY? Me: I could think of a list of reasons. Oh, wait. I already did. See below. Me: I don’t want to stress about my outfit. and my hair. and my makeup. Me: I don’t want to stand in long lines. Me: I don’t want to … [Read more...]
Sometimes letting go is harder than hold on. I know I struggle to let go. even free cheap pens. unless they don’t work. I’m Frugal Franny, not Hoarding Henry. 🤣 Are you on the struggle-to-let-go bus with me? If you are - I’ll save you seat! I’ve got snacks. 😜 For me, sometimes it’s the little things. like an object that triggers a memory. or memories. … [Read more...]
This Christmas I’m giving myself...a BODYGUARD and an Instagram Cleanse. Huh?!? Over the last 31 years I’ve put my body through hell. Overeating, starvation diets, food comas, hangovers, and housing another human for 9 months. And if you’ve ever had a free loading house guest - you know that’s a long ass time. So this Christmas I’m giving my body the attention, love, … [Read more...]