C.O.C.K. • The CONFESSIONAL

C.O.C.K. = CAST OF CHARACTERS (The K is silent)

Inspired by Flavor Flav, perfected after enduring several embarrassingly awkward moments, the C.O.C.K. has become my way of life.

The Nickname Formula: [certain behavior(s) +/- an article of clothing] x [a general vibe].

Those individuals who have not yet earned the privilege of a handcrafted nickname using this patented algorithm are referred to by their first name and the location where I met them/or by their affiliation (i.e. school, work, team, etc.)

Mo DEEZY

Nickname: Mo DEEZY Known Aliases: O.P.I.C. (My O.riginal P.artner i.n C.rime), My R + D Ho ( My R.ide and D.ie Ho - she will ride with me... until I die... and then she will make sure I look fierce at my funeral...#morbid but you know you're secretly jealous #deathcanttearusapart) Background History: You know how besties are always like, "It was love at first sight!" or … [Read more...]

Spank

Nickname: Spank Full Name: Spanky Pants Background History: Remember that movie Bring-It-On? If not, stop reading immediately and go rent it. Spanky pants + Catholic school girl skirt = well...every boy's fantasy. Height: Supermodel Weight: Supermodel Additional Notes: She's that girl you see at the gym that you secretly want to fall off the treadmill or gain 20 lbs from … [Read more...]

The Marine

Nickname: The Marine Age (currently):  25 - 29 Height: 6' - 6'2 Weight: Skinny. Slim. Slender. I want to be on whatever diet he's on. Ohhh... its called the Marines?!?!?. No thank you, I'll have that brownie now. plus a double fudge chocolate chip cookie. Profession: The Marines (Duh!) Ethnicity/Race: Black. without the swagger. They call them B.C. (Birth … [Read more...]

The Dictator

Nickname: The Dictator Known Aliases: The Crazy Lady, W.W.W. (the Wicked Witch of the West), Mother Dearest Height: 5'4 Weight: (I don't have a death wish.) Age: Over the hill, but she's not going downhill anytime soon. Ethnicity/Race: African. West African. Somewhere from Africa. but NEVER African-American. Associated Posts:  "You smell....You smell like a … [Read more...]