"I'd be less tired if I didn't have to wake up early to make my face look less tired. " I'm all for Beyonce's "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS" movement but for some of us - it's just not that cute, let alone #FLAWLESS. Not to mention if it's the "Morning After" - how I affectionately refer to the morning after a night of dropping it low, shaking it fast, and getting the goods. and boy … [Read more...]
Archive of 'THE CONFESSIONAL' Category
Can you keep a secret...
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel....But that would only make more laundry for me." So….I have a little or A LOT of explaining to do. But I’m not ready…. #yet Lame. I know. But don’t worry…. I’m not going to give you blue balls. #again So I’ll share this much – one of these is NOT true: I’ve been to rehab. I’ve been to … [Read more...]
Hey y'all, So I'm a #hotmess and forget to formally announce the winners of the Halloween Giveaway. BUT I didn't forget to send out your goodies. #winning The winners are [insert imaginary drumroll]... Jenna Crippa Caitlin Britt Steph Mok Congrats betches!! P.S. If you want to check out their #amazeballs goodies check out my Instagram … [Read more...]
Who doesn't like free sh*t? I know I do. So I was thinking that I should make one of my #AMAZEBALL "Survival" kits and give them to my adoring fans - ok, more like I-had-some-time-to-kill-slash-I-was-bored-so-I-read-about-how-#BATSHITCRAZY-your-life-is-so-that-my-life-feels-a-little-less-crazy fans. #missionaccomplished So in true #SSM style, I decided … [Read more...]
"I'm fine with being the cat lady if dating you is the alternative." I knew my best friend, the Biz, was engaged before the words even left her mouth. No, I am not psychic or psycho, ok the second one is debatable, but when you've been besties // bffl // bad betches with someone for 8+ years and you're hyper - vigilant (that's what my therapist calls my innate … [Read more...]