Archive of 'THE CONFESSIONAL' Category

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I woke up like THIS….#Beyonce

"I'd be less tired if I didn't have to wake up early to make my face look less tired. " I'm all for Beyonce's "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS" movement but for some of us - it's just not that cute, let alone #FLAWLESS.   Not to mention if it's the "Morning After" - how I affectionately refer to the morning after a night of dropping it low, shaking it fast, and getting the goods. and boy … [Read more...]

B*tch better have my post. #ASAP

"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel....But that would only make more laundry for me." So….I have a little or A LOT of explaining to do.   But I’m not ready…. #yet   Lame. I know. But don’t worry…. I’m not going to give you blue balls. #again So I’ll share this much – one of these is NOT true: I’ve been to rehab. I’ve been to … [Read more...]

WINNERS [BELATED] ANNOUNCEMENT #STRUGGLE

Hey y'all, So I'm a #hotmess and forget to formally announce the winners of the Halloween Giveaway. BUT I didn't forget to send out your goodies. #winning The winners are [insert imaginary drumroll]... Jenna Crippa Caitlin Britt Steph Mok Congrats betches!! P.S. If you want to check out their #amazeballs goodies check out my Instagram … [Read more...]