"I'm so broke right now that my nervous breakdown is on layaway." Today's #CONFESSION: I'm broke. I'm currently dodging calls from debt collectors like Neo in the Matrix. Only I don't have his moves. #FML How did I get myself in this mess? I'd like to blame genetics but I should have learned from my father's mistakes; his "spend first, pay it later attitude" - … [Read more...]
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I get so lonely Can't let just anybody hold me You are the one that lives in me, my dear Want no one but you Sittin here with my tears All alone with my fears I'm wonderin if I have to do Withoutcha But there's no reason why I feel asleep late last night Cryin like a newborn child Holdin myself close Pretendin my arms are yours I want no one but you Sometimes … [Read more...]
I'm scared shitless to write this post. Ok, actually I'm pretty regular on the potty...except for the 6 days I recently spent in jail but we'll save that story for later. #cliffhanger I don't know why I always think it'll be different for me. "I would never....be like that." "If that happened to me...I would definitely leave." Well it did and I didn't. And if … [Read more...]
"I'd be less tired if I didn't have to wake up early to make my face look less tired. " I'm all for Beyonce's "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS" movement but for some of us - it's just not that cute, let alone #FLAWLESS. Not to mention if it's the "Morning After" - how I affectionately refer to the morning after a night of dropping it low, shaking it fast, and getting the goods. and boy … [Read more...]
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel....But that would only make more laundry for me." So….I have a little or A LOT of explaining to do. But I’m not ready…. #yet Lame. I know. But don’t worry…. I’m not going to give you blue balls. #again So I’ll share this much – one of these is NOT true: I’ve been to rehab. I’ve been to … [Read more...]