Dear White Men, First I’d like to say that you are not all guilty of the following offenses. BUT if you co-sign on this type of behavior you are an accessory. And the last time I checked that is still a crime... Now that I officially have your attention and your balls (see #5), let us begin.... 1. "Hey! Look over there, you just dropped something!”, he says. As he … [Read more...]
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Buenos Dias mijo, I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU. *insert a tight squeeze and facefull of kisses* This month has been filled with changes. A few of my favorites : (1) we no longer have to use the booger sucker-up-thing (aka Nose Frieda) that works perfectly on your nose... and my gag reflex, (2) you asked for 3 servings of a meal that I cooked from scratch. Ok, I … [Read more...]
Dear Michelle Obama, The first, and only time (I’m still in my feelings about not be able to buy tickets to your LA event) I heard you speak was at the 2012 OSU graduation - but please don’t tell my cousin you were the main reason I attended her graduation. 😂 Your words inspired me, but your delivery - the power that you so effortless exuded as … [Read more...]
“You’re HOT AF.” Quick Question: When you say this out loud, do you say AF or As F**k? Personally I’m a fan of the latter...but I say LOL so what do I know?!? 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ #31goingon13 Let’s chat about COMPLIMENTS. I love giving them, but I’m terrible at … [Read more...]
I’m all about change...until it comes time to change. #realtalk When I do make a change, such as eating smaller, healthier portions and working out, I want to see results ASAP. After a couple of weeks, I’m like, “Where’s my 2 pack?!?” (I’d LOVE a 6 pack, but the only way that’ll … [Read more...]