Which one of these is NOT like the others: A. a doctor. B. a business broker. C. a surgeon. D. a software consultant. E. a writer. F. None of the above. So what is your answer? Correct Answer: You probably said “E. a writer”. You do know that I AM A WRITER, right? 🤦🏾♀️ But I get it. The other … [Read more...]
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WARNING : DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME 🍾 In case you been wondering where I’ve been (if you haven’t - you can just pretend)... I POPPED A CHAMPAGNE CORK IN MY EYE. 1st mistake: I was not wearing protective eye gear (pictured below) aka overpriced sunglasses that are 2x as strong as beer googles and 3x as strong as rose coloured glasses. Between the throbbing pain … [Read more...]
I spoke with my father today. And during the conversation he mentioned the turbulent relationship I have with my mother. Currently my mother and I are on a “break” - she’s called off our relationship for the umpteenth time. She’s annoyed with me for verbalizing my feelings, and asking her to refrain from unsolicited and unnecessary commentary regarding my weight. She’s … [Read more...]
To ALL the CRAZY CAT LADIES I’ve NEVER ❤️ I am a FEMINIST. which means I believe in equality. But when a childless man or older man lives with a bunch of cats I don’t call him a “crazy cat man”. I usually just call him “one of a kind”. and slowly back out of his house. But when I see a woman - like you - with a A LOT of cats I think “you’re a C-R-A-Z-Y cat … [Read more...]
Everyone who ASKS me what my #NYE2019 plans are: “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DON’T WANT TO GO OUT NEW YEAR’S EVE?!?” Me: REALLY? Me: I could think of a list of reasons. Oh, wait. I already did. See below. Me: I don’t want to stress about my outfit. and my hair. and my makeup. Me: I don’t want to stand in long lines. Me: I don’t want to … [Read more...]