"↠HUNGER GAMES↞What a great theme for our reunion!" I feel like I'm back in college trying to get a paper finished before the midnight deadline. And by before, I mean 11:59 pm. If I told you all the deviant ways I cheated the system they might try to take my college degree back. #notakebacks I don't know about you, but nothing motivates me more to get into peak physical … [Read more...]
Archive of 'DAILY SPECIALS!' Category
Serving up daily specials...well, no not daily, more like twice a week for now with the potential for more. Don't give me that look - I'm just being honest. I thought we had that kind of relationship...
"You make me want to be a wetter person." So I'm a FREAK (no, really?!?) and its Friday. Freaky Friday is basically part of my DNA. #ratchetness.is.in.my.genes Two words. Push Play. Get it. #nohashtagneeded I haven't been this turned on by a music video since...well...last week but shhhhh... If working out was this sexy, then I would do it ALL. … [Read more...]
"I'm sorry, putting up with your shit isn't on my To Do list today." I feel like shit. To be fair I've never actually felt shit so I don't know exactly what it feels like but I can only imagine. And this is what I imagine it to be: ME. #fml Today's workout is....Make a list of 10 things that YOU want to accomplish by Dec 31, 2014. Before you say #wtf - I thought we … [Read more...]
"I miss you like a person on a cleanse misses their sanity." I am trying to do a cleanse. Trying being the key word. What I am really trying to do is look at everyone without thinking, "Wow! Your arm really looks like a chicken drumstick." A BIG, juicy, drumstick dipped in barbecue sauce with a hint of chipotle flavoring..... Ok. I'm back from my chicken fantasy. And yes, … [Read more...]
"I'll do ANYTHING to lose 10 lbs - except eat healthy and work out." I really did try to get up this morning and write this post after I finished working out. I mean that's what you're supposed to do. I know you've seen those posts that are like, "I just finished a 5 mile run! I icon-heart Running!" or "Awesome 3 hour workout this morning!" You will NEVER get one of those … [Read more...]