Because I'm a FREAK and it's FRIDAY. ♥

Freaky Fridays (Vol. 3) – HOW TO give a Striptease. Tips from a girl with love handles and thunder thighs. <3

I don't know about you but I've been asked several times for a striptease. I don't know what about my personality makes men think that I am the type of girl who likes to slowly take of her clothes while they oogle my love handles and thunder thighs. #hotmess But in the spirit of compromise I've had to figure out how to make their fantasy become a reality without losing my … [Read more...]

Freaky Fridays (Vol. 2) – Iggy Azalea

"Always trust people who like big butts....They cannot lie." Ok ladies and possibly gentlemen.... Let me tell you my dirty, not-so-little secret: I'm obsessed with Iggy Azalea. Obsesssssssssed. We all know that I love ratchetness to the maximum. And Iggy is the Queen of Ratchet. #bowdown #nobasicsbitchesallowed Screw #WCW (WomenCrushWednesdays) I don't have a … [Read more...]

Freaky Fridays (Vol.1) – Push Play

  "You make me want to be a wetter person." So I'm a FREAK (no, really?!?) and its Friday.  Freaky Friday is basically part of my DNA. Two words. Push Play. Get it. #nohashtagneeded I haven't been this turned on by a music video since...well...last week but shhhhh... If working out was this sexy, then I would do it ALL. … [Read more...]