Just one of them days That a girl goes through When I'm angry inside Don't want to take it out on you* Actually I do want to take it out on you. That's the problem. And if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about I'm going to pretend that you're having a momentary brain fart and help you out [see the video below]. Because this was//is//forever will one of my … [Read more...]
Mommy Dearest • #BATSHITCRAZY
A Mother's love...
...my mother is BATSHITCRAZY. "Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out. #fml" No. Correction: She's just BATSHIT because even CRAZY wants nothing to do with her. #ohhellsno Some might think that I am being unduly harsh on my mother - to those readers - don't worry she will get her chance to tell her side. I'm thinking around Christmas time - I'm going to … [Read more...]
That's how I love to start my Saturday mornings. Nothing snaps you out of hangover quite like being compared to soiled menstrual pad. So what should I aspire to smell like - an unused tampon? in or out of the wrapping? light, regular, or super? So many options! And to think that my mother and I are actually getting along right now. You know how people always talk about … [Read more...]