I woke up like THIS….#Beyonce

"I'd be less tired if I didn't have to wake up early to make my face look less tired. " I'm all for Beyonce's "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS" movement but for some of us - it's just not that cute, let alone #FLAWLESS.   Not to mention if it's the "Morning After" - how I affectionately refer to the morning after a night of dropping it low, shaking it fast, and getting the goods. and boy … [Read more...]

B*tch better have my post. #ASAP

"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel....But that would only make more laundry for me." So….I have a little or A LOT of explaining to do.   But I’m not ready…. #yet   Lame. I know. But don’t worry…. I’m not going to give you blue balls. #again So I’ll share this much – one of these is NOT true: I’ve been to rehab. I’ve been to … [Read more...]

From one curious “explorer” to another….To Lena Dunham, with love B

"You know, I always think of myself as sort of ready for every criticism. " ~ Lena Dunham Lena dearest, If you're going to put your shiz out there then you have to be ready for the backlash // criticism from prudes and "conservative" journalists. Technically they are protected under the first amendment. the same amendment that protects you from prosecution and persecution … [Read more...]

From one #BATSHITCRAZY betch to another….To Amanda Bynes, with love B

My dearest Amanda, First off, you're not "crazy". but you do got some issues boo. How you choose to define them is your business but unfortunately the medical community doesn't accept suggestions for how to improve their terminology - believe me I've tried. but that doesn't mean I haven't made a few unofficial classifications, ie. #BATSHITCRAZY = Bipolar. I've accepted my … [Read more...]


Hey y'all, So I'm a #hotmess and forget to formally announce the winners of the Halloween Giveaway. BUT I didn't forget to send out your goodies. #winning The winners are [insert imaginary drumroll]... Jenna Crippa Caitlin Britt Steph Mok Congrats betches!! P.S. If you want to check out their #amazeballs goodies check out my Instagram … [Read more...]