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I created this blog for two reasons:

1. I want to share my #BATSHITCRAZY life with everyone. the sane and the certifiable. the straight and the crooked. the midget and the giant. the vagina and the penis. and everyone in between.

Because we ALL are a little #BATSHITCRAZY – I’m just willing to ADMIT it. #butdonttellmygrandma

2. Because writing a book was too damn difficult.

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I’ve accepted my diagnosis but for a long time I fought the label of “bipolar” or any other type of mental illness. My only reference for bipolar disorder was a Lifetime movie and the Tv series 90210. I  may be BATSHITCRAZY but I ain’t that type of craycray… or so I thought. I spent 5 years of my life refusing to explore and or admit my disease because I was afraid of being labeled as “BATSHITCRAZY.” I didn’t want to be defined by my disease, but by ignoring it I allowed it to consume my life (more on that later – I have to give you a reason to keep coming back icon-smile-o ).

I am a work in progress – I have my good days, my bad days, and everything between. I am still working towards finding a balance within myself and as a member of society at large. But I’ve given up on being “normal”. Quite frankly, NORMAL IS OVERRATED.

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So to further acquaint you with the entity that is King B (yes, I have a vagina but who says that I can’t be a King?) I have written 10 facts about myself – all of which are subject to change. (I did warn you that I have a mood disorder.)

1. I am an Ivy league graduate. (Yes, I know you are wondering when I found time to study, let alone graduate, during all my epic adventures. Two words. Study Buddies. They are the college version of friends with benefits.)

2. I have a Ph.D. in the Male Anatomy. My dissertation was entitled Disarming the Male Species: The Power of Fellatio and Other Sexual Acts.

3. The number of times per day I say “If I had a penis….” makes me think that I had a penis in a former life. But in all seriousness, if I had a penis for just one day….

4. I am in my mid-twenties but I still get my high school discount. No ID required. Black really doesn’t crack.

5. I am the ultimate wingwoman. I charge for my services. I accept tacos, burritos, and tequila (preferably Don Julio) as payment.

6. I don’t do boyfriends. I do area codes. (See Ludacris’s song entitled Area Codes for further clarification).

7. I love Jesus, Google, Groupon, and Baublebar. And not necessarily in that order.

8. I’ve been to Rehab. and Las Vegas. just not at the same time.

9. T.B.D. (After all, I am a work-in-progress)

10. I am BATSHITCRAZY. Clinically speaking I am classified as Bipolar NOS (Unspecified) – even my disease does not like to conform to categorical classifications. Fight the Power. Ok, I’m done.

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DISCLAIMER: I do not have all the “answers” but my goal is to help you find them – by any means necessary. Legally, of course (wink, wink).

If you’re still reading this, then it means you like me…even if it’s just a little bit…so I’m going to tell you a secretI CONFESS…