Which one of these is NOT like the others: A. a doctor. B. a business broker. C. a surgeon. D. a software consultant. E. a writer. F. None of the above. So what is your answer? Correct Answer: You probably said “E. a writer”. You do know that I AM A WRITER, right? 🤦🏾♀️ But I get it. The other careers sound … [Read More...]
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