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Today’s Confession: I am a writer. and social media content creator & strategist. and a financial investor. and reader wrangler. #whoneedssleep 🙋🏾‍♀️

Today’s Confession: I am a writer. and social media content creator & strategist. and a financial investor. and reader wrangler. #whoneedssleep 🙋🏾‍♀️

Which one of these is NOT like the others:  A. a doctor.  B. a business broker.  C. a surgeon.  D. a software consultant.   E. a writer.  F. None of the above.  So what is your answer?  Correct Answer:  You probably said “E. a writer”.  You do know that I AM A WRITER, right? 🤦🏾‍♀️ But I get it. The other careers sound … [Read More...]

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Today’s Confession: I’m a dumbass with a capital D. #poppinbottles

Today’s Confession: I’m a dumbass with a capital D. #poppinbottles

January 9, 2019 By B Leave a Comment

WARNING : DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME 🍾 In case you been wondering where I’ve been (if you haven’t - you can just pretend)... I POPPED A CHAMPAGNE CORK IN MY EYE. 1st mistake: I was not wearing protective eye gear (pictured below) aka overpriced sunglasses that are 2x as strong as … [Read More...]

To ALL the CRAZY CAT LADIES I’ve NEVER ❤️  xoxo, B

To ALL the CRAZY CAT LADIES I’ve NEVER ❤️ xoxo, B

January 2, 2019 By B Leave a Comment

To ALL the CRAZY CAT LADIES I’ve NEVER ❤️ I am a FEMINIST. which means I believe in equality. But when a childless man or older man lives with a bunch of cats I don’t call him a “crazy cat man”. I usually just call him “one of a kind”. and slowly back out of his … [Read More...]

THE VAULT

Today’s #CONFESSION : If U Seek Amy – then look up her full name. It’s Amygdala.

Today’s #CONFESSION : If U Seek Amy – then look up her full name. It’s Amygdala.

December 21, 2018 By B Leave a Comment

Love me, hate me Say what you want about me But all of the boys and all of the girls Are begging to if you seek Amy Love me, hate me But can't you see what I see? But all of the boys … [Read More...]

Dear Michelle Obama, with admiration and the upmost respect – B

Dear Michelle Obama, with admiration and the upmost respect – B

November 19, 2018 By B Leave a Comment

  Dear Michelle Obama,   The first, and only time (I’m still in my feelings about not be able to buy tickets to your LA event) I heard you speak was at the 2012 OSU graduation … [Read More...]

Dear ____________, Thank you for asking me for help. LOVE ALWAYS,  B

Dear ____________, Thank you for asking me for help. LOVE ALWAYS, B

September 16, 2014 By B Leave a Comment

  A week ago ______ told me that she wanted to kill herself. Don't panic. She's still alive. Not because she decided she wanted to live, but because she loves us [me and those … [Read More...]

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