Dear White Men, First I’d like to say that you are not all guilty of the following offenses. BUT if you co-sign on this type of behavior you are an accessory. And the last time I checked that is still a crime... Now that I officially have your attention and your balls (see #5), let us begin.... 1. "Hey! Look over there, you just dropped something!”, he says. As he helps you … [Read More...]
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